If any IKEA representatives are reading this, hello and welcome to the blog that suddenly caused a spike in the popularity of your FRAKTA range. I can only imagine what is currently going through your head. You are most likely puzzled by the amount of leather-clad freaks purchasing various hardware and flat-pack goodness from your fine establishment. You may be wondering why there are several people on leashes sitting on the floor in your restaurant. You may also struggle to grasp why so many of these perverts have chosen IKEA as their holy land.
Allow me to explain...
THIS is a rather lovely combination dungeon. It has all the basic things any dungeon Master, or Mistress, could possibly need to start their temple of sexual deviancy. However, it is not possible to customize or adjust in the way that your products are, and arrives pretty much as seen in the pictures, which is highly unpractical for some. It is also very expensive.
I have been an avid IKEA-goer for many years now, and I know for a fact that this combination dungeon could be easily recreated (and greatly improved) with the genius of the IKEA designers. It will be a flat-pack fetish revolution!
I propose that you; business man or woman, collaborate with me; kooky kinkster with a dream, to create a range of flat-pack BDSM furniture that is sure to sell out in seconds.
There is nothing you couldn't create...
Spanking benches, paddles, stocks, crucifixes, swings, spreaders, fucking machines, BDSM bed frames...
The possibilities are endless.
I know the world of mass-produced fuck stations can be intimidating, so please find below some images that I feel may inspire you to take me up on my offer...
(See what I did there?)
(And again!)
(I like the addition of hooks!)
(A pack of two? How convenient!)
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