FREDDE Workstation, black

FREDDE
Workstation
£150

Assembled size
Min. width: 140 cm
Max. width: 185 cm
Depth: 74 cm
Height: 146 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- The workstation is extra comfortable to work at, because the contoured table top allows you to sit close and supports your wrists and forearms
- Keep your coffee, beverage or snacks nearby in the cut-out cup holders on either side of the table top. The cup holders are made of plastic that is approved for use with food
- Hang the small shelves inside or outside the side panels, depending on your needs
- You can fit a 32" computer monitor or TV by removing the shelf above the table top
- The high side panels help block sunlight and prevent distracting glare on your computer monitor
- Can tie submissive by ankles to bar underneath
- Adequate room beneath for oral servitude
- Ideal for Boss/secretary roleplay
- You probably won't be getting much work done

Designer
David Wahl

Package measurement and weight
Packages: 2
show dimensions, weight, and article number(s)

Good to know
Holds up to two 24" flat screens

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a mild soapy solution
Wipe dry with a clean cloth

Product description
Frame/ Support: Steel, Epoxy/polyester powder coating
Table top: Particleboard, Melamine foil, ABS plastic
Panels: Particleboard, Melamine foil, ABS plastic, Foil
Pocket: Polypropylene plastic

EKORRE Hook

EKORRE

Hook

£3

Assembled size

Diameter: 9 cm

Package quantity: 2 pack

Key features

- Can be used for suspension of swings or be used with rope

- Suitable for both indoor and outdoor use (take care when fucking outdoors)

- Easy to install

- Shiny

Designer

Jon Eliason

Package measurement and weight

Article Number: 800.410.49

Package:: 1

Width: 18 cm

Height: 5 cm

Length: 20 cm

Weight: 0.33 kg

Good to know

Make sure the chosen screws/fittings are suitable for use in the wall/ceiling to which they are to be fixed

Product description

Steel, Galvanised

DIETMAR Underframe for armchair, chrome-plated

DIETMAR
Underframe for armchair
£30

Assembled size
Tested for: 100 kg
Width: 53 cm
Depth: 50 cm
Seat height: 46 cm
Height: 65 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- Basically this with arms
- The self-adjusting plastic feet adds stability to the chair
- Great for rope work
- Ideal for face-sitting
- Shiny
- You sit comfortably thanks to the armrests
- Durable and hard-wearing

Designer
Mia Lagerman

Package measurement and weight
Article Number: 702.886.30
Package:: 1
Width: 55 cm
Height: 50 cm
Length: 67 cm
Weight: 3.40 kg

Good to know
For increased stability, re-tighten the screws about two weeks after assembly

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a cloth dampened in a mild cleaner.
Wipe dry with a clean cloth.

Product description
Frame: Steel, Chrome-plated
Armrest cover: Synthetic rubber

BRORINGE Underframe, chrome-plated

BRORINGE
Underframe
£15
Assembled size
Tested for: 100 kg
Width: 52 cm
Depth: 50 cm
Seat height: 45 cm
Height: 45 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- The lack of seat works well for various face-sitting scenarios
- Femme Domme's dream
- The self-adjusting plastic feet adds stability to the chair
- Basic design makes it versatile
- Great for rope work
- Shiny

Designer
Mia Lagerman

Package measurement and weight
Article Number: 102.886.28
Package:: 1
Width: 48 cm
Height: 20 cm
Length: 50 cm
Weight: 2.03 kg

Good to know
For increased stability, re-tighten the screws about two weeks after assembly

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a cloth dampened in a mild cleaner.
Wipe dry with a clean cloth.

Product description
Steel, Chrome-plated

TORSBY Underframe, chrome-plated

TORSBY
Underframe
£70

Assembled size
Length: 135 cm
Width: 85 cm
Height: 73 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- For spreading your submissive across like a sexy entrée
- Can be used with or without rope
- Also suitable for face-sitting
- Versatile and simple design
- Easy to clean

Designer
Carl Öjerstam

Package measurement and weight
Article Number: 702.130.60
Package:: 1
Width: 15 cm
Height: 8 cm
Length: 146 cm
Weight: 13.10 kg

Good to know
For increased stability, re-tighten the screws about two weeks after assembly
Seats 4

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a cloth dampened in a mild cleaner
Wipe dry with a clean cloth

Product description
Basematerial: Steel, Chrome-plated
Foot: Polypropylene plastic

SVÄRTA Loft bed frame, silver-colour

SVÄRTA
Loft bed frame
£130

Assembled size
Length: 208 cm
Distance from floor to bed base: 145 cm
Width: 97 cm
Height: 186 cm
Mattress length: 200 cm
Mattress width: 90 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- You can use the space under the bed for suspension, time out, or any other kinky activities
- The ladder mounts on the right or the left side of the bed
- Lots of metal bars for tying up your rope bunny
- Good for ageplay
- Space-saving

Designer
Tord Björklund

Package measurement and weight
Packages: 2
show dimensions, weight, and article number(s)

Sold separately
Mattress and bedlinen are sold separately

Good to know
Bed base included
Min. ceiling height required: 240 cm
The mattress shall be max. 22 cm thick totally in order not to exceed the safety marking on/by the upper part of the ladder
To avoid the risk of tipping over, the loft bed must be fixed to the wall

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a cloth dampened in a mild cleaner.
Wipe dry with a clean cloth.
Product description
Steel, Pigmented epoxy/polyester powder

GRUNDTAL Valet stand, stainless steel

GRUNDTAL
Valet stand
£25

Assembled size
Width: 46 cm
Depth: 46 cm
Height: 128 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- Hooks on the sides for belts, ties, rope or cuffs and a tray on top for your gags, blindfolds and other small things
- Suitable for use as a frame to which you can tie your rope bunny
- Roughly human height
- Shiny
- Easy to clean

Designer
Mikael Warnhammar

Package measurement and weight
Article Number: 302.194.55
Package:: 1
Width: 16 cm
Height: 3 cm
Length: 128 cm
Weight: 2.34 kg

Care instructions
Before you begin using the valet stand for the first time, wipe it clean with a soft cloth dampened in water and a mild non-abrasive washing-up detergent or soap

Product description
Tray/ Tube/ Tube cap: Stainless steel
Screw: Stainless steel, Steel, Nickel-plated
End cap/ Sleeve: Polypropylene plastic

VÄLLINGBY- Cushion, Gräsbo light blue

VÄLLINGBY
Cushion
£5

Assembled size
Length: 20 cm
Width: 50 cm
Filling weight: 265 g
Total weight: 280 g

Key features
- The cover is easy to keep clean as it is removable and machine washable
- Suitable for aid in a variety of non-missionary sex positions
- Place one along either side of the straddlee, to help the straddler straddle
- In keeping with the blue theme
- Cheap alternative to a fucking wedge

Package measurement and weight
Article Number: 903.150.05
Package:: 1
Width: 20 cm
Height: 7 cm
Length: 51 cm
Weight: 0.41 kg

Care instructions
Inner cushion
Machine wash, cold 30°C
Do not bleach
Tumble dry, normal
Do not iron
Do not dryclean
Cushion cover
Machine wash, warm 40°C
Turn the cover inside out and close before wash
To be washed separately
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron, medium temperature
Do not dryclean
Shrinkage 4%

Product description
Cushion cover: 100% cotton
Inner fabric: 100% polypropylene
Filling: 100% polyester

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(See what I did there?)


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(I like the addition of hooks!)


(A pack of two? How convenient!)

HYFS- Box combination, grey

HYFS
Box combination
£17

Assembled size
Width: 90 cm
Width of drawer: 100 cm
Depth: 53 cm
Depth of drawer: 58 cm
Height: 11 cm

This product requires assembly

Key features
- Makes it easy to find what you need inside you and/or your partner
- Perfect for everything from dildos and butt plugs, to vibrators and speculums
- For the fastidious fetishist

Designer
IKEA of Sweden

Package measurement and weight
Packages: 6

Care instructions
Wipe clean with a dry cloth

Product description
Paper

FRAKTA- Tarpaulin rope, blue

FRAKTA

Tarpaulin rope

£2.25

Assembled size

Length: 10 m

Key features

- Holds the tarpaulin in place

- Holds the submissive in place

- Same sexy shade of blue

Designer

IKEA of Sweden

Package measurement and weight

Article Number: 282.603.00

Package:: 1

Width: 9 cm

Height: 6 cm

Length: 26 cm

Weight: 0.13 kg

Product description

100% polypropylene

FRAKTA- Tarpaulin, blue

FRAKTA
Tarpaulin
£5.50

Assembled size
Length: 240 cm
Width: 310 cm

Key features
- Protects furniture from bodily fluids, wax and whipped cream
- Useful when encountering serial-squirters
- Sexiest possible shade of blue
- Makes nice crinkly noise

Designer
IKEA of Sweden

Package measurement and weight
Article Number: 993.046.96
Package:: 1
Width: 27 cm
Height: 3 cm
Length: 35 cm
Weight: 0.98 kg

Product description
Sheet: Polyethylene plastic
Piping: 100% polyethylene
Eyelet: Steel, Galvanised

FRAKTA- Loading strap with buckle

FRAKTA

Loading strap with buckle

£8.50

Assembled size

Length: 5 m

Max. load: 1000 kg

Package quantity: 2 pack

Key features

- Helps you restrain submissives

- Helps you establish dominance

- Can also be used for spanking

Designer

IKEA of Sweden

Package measurement and weight

Article Number: 793.066.96

Package:: 1

Width: 17 cm

Height: 5 cm

Length: 29 cm

Weight: 0.58 kg

Product description
Lock: Steel, Galvanised
Strap/Sweing-thread: 100% polyester

Welcome

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